Tom Lysakowski http://polishjokes.wordpress.com Not in Polish. But still jokes. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 12:13:34 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/80aba6763c31fa2675013b68a0b92b32?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Tom Lysakowski http://polishjokes.wordpress.com Climax of feminism http://polishjokes.wordpress.com/2008/12/04/climax-of-feminism/ http://polishjokes.wordpress.com/2008/12/04/climax-of-feminism/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:30:34 +0000 TŁ http://polishjokes.wordpress.com/?p=125 ]]>

The world’s best gizmo for an emancipated woman?

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If your mother’s around, make sure that she watches this with you. Then ask her how she likes her new role model.

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Remake of “The Others” (yeah, that cult horror movie with Nicole Kidman, directed by Alejandro Amenabar) by the Polish mobile network operator Plus GSM. For some even scarier than the original, for others just less boring…

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Wanna surprise? Just check Björn Borg underwear.

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Vodka Wyborowa (one of the very few internationally recognized Polish brands) launched a new campaign. No, not in Poland. In Switzerland. In fact, hardly any Pole knew about Mister Wybo until yesterday, when a webportal Pardon broke the news to the public. I still can’t stop rubbing my eyes…


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Straight from the sunny California, the coolest religious ad I’ve ever seen:

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Still not certain that Obama pwns McCain? Just. Watch.

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How to convince people to pick up their dogs’ turds? Three West-Slavic nations have answered the question in three different PSAs.

The Slovak commercial:

The Czech one:

And their Polish counterpart:

Still surprised by the amount of dog feces on the pavements of Warsaw?

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The Polish President Lech Kaczynski (left), cheering the Polish football team before the match against Austria. As you can see, the Austrian President Heinz Fischer (right) is doing the same, but in a slightly different way:

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Update, June 16: Many people in Poland are now convinced that the photograph was manipulated, probably by Jews, Freemasons, the Gay Liberation Movement or other enemies of Poland. According to them, this is the real pic:

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John Cleese wants a bank loan. A Polish bank loan.

Quite original? Compare with some Icelandic commercials featuring the same comedian:

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